Funny skits game da dalibai ga KVNov, bukukuwa da kuma kide

Funny skits game da dalibai da wani rabo a cikin mutane na shekaru daban-daban da kuma ilimi - shi ne wannan kabilar. Kowa ya sani cewa da dalibai - heyday a cikin mutum walwala da annashuwa.

Jarrabawa - wannan mawuyacin lokaci

Hakika, da matsaloli da za a shawo kan dalibi kai a wannan lokaci ta koli. Duk da wannan, kuma suna tunãni scenes game da dalibai, funny sarcasm. Saboda domin tsira, a wasu yanayi, yana daukan wani m tsarin kula da bayani na matsaloli da yawa.

Mutane da yawa scenes a cikin Student Day funny bayyana m Studios, wanda zai hãsadar wani kirkirarren labari almarar.

Alal misali, wani matashi Guy fitowa don amsa tare da tikiti a hannun. Farfesa gajiya nods kansa - suka ce, farawa. "Tentabednye da tentatevitenye Titi", - ya ce da dalibi da harshensa rataye fita. A farfesa ta idanu taso keya, "Me ??? Maimaita, abokina, shi ne tambaya! Mene ne waɗannan Titi ??? "The dalibi ya ce, harshe rataye fita, gnarled magana wadda fassara zai sauti kamar haka:" Ka sani, Farfesa, na karshe kare cije ta hanyar harshen "-" Wannan ba zai iya zama! Yadda ake cewa faru? "-" Ina cin abinci da gurasa tare da tsiran alade, sai ta sheƙa baya. Ina so in tafi da abinci. Yanzu ina cije ni, ga harshe, kamar yadda wani kare - tare da kunne cije ni kashe. Kuma abin tambaya shi ne: "centrifugal da centripetal sojojin. '" Farfesa tana kansa, kuma dalibi da taimakon fuska da gestures kokarin kai masa amsar.

Na bayyana a kan yatsunsu na duniya domin

A general, ya bayyana episode iya zama a matsayin wani yunkuri wahala ga mutane da yawa interludes jere remarkably funny skits. Sha game da dalibai Sankiran ado dada, a cikin abin da mime Dodger gaya ba kawai na centrifugal da centripetal sojojin, amma kuma tuno da abun ciki na "Othello", bayyana atomic na'urar, bayar da amsa ga tambaya "Fauna na Australia."

A madadin, za ka iya taimaka translation, dauka daga cikin dalibai, wanda ya san batun. Ko da more funny zai zama wani zaɓi lokacin da pantomime bai sani ba saurayin ta sirri fassara Farfesa guda dolt, amma yana da tabbaci a cikin adalcin.

Saboda haka ba za ka iya fito da - shi dole ne ya kasance da sau daya!

Funny skits game da dalibai m haife daga real facts. Wannan ake kira gajejjeran labaru, ya canza kama zuwa dada. Mutane da yawa funny scenes game da dalibai a cikin labarin dogara ne a kan wata rashin kudi da wannan zamantakewa Layer, amma resilient yanayi na matasa, da nufin ba a lokacin da na nan gaba, taimaka musu "wani tururi" a wannan batun. Alal misali, yanayi na cewa "ko da yaushe jin yunwa dalibi" na iya zama da tsaba daga abin da girma da kuma al'amuran a kan rana na dalibi, funny kuma kadan bakin ciki.

A dalibi cafeteria Guy sayayya biyu sausages domin ya dauke. M mai sayarwa dabara joked: "Wannan wani abu sabon ... Kai, Bitrus, ba ka yi tafiya, da hutu tare da ku?" - "Na'am, Taisiya, ranar tunawa rubutu ... Haka ne, mafi, don Allah, 18 matosai!" Zura dalibai jiran gwarzo na rana a cikin cin abinci dakin kofa .

Ke e kanka ga dalibai

Funny scenes cewa shakka buga fita a lokacin wannan farko dalibi festival, karin gishiri izgili frivolous rayuwar matasa. A daya hannun, sun, kamar, tofa a kan kimomi fitar daga ma'aikata da kuma rayuwa matsaloli da fuskantar da su ƙaddara. Amma a daya bangaren, shi ne a yanzu dalibi akwai wasu manyan al'amurra, "tsarki" da kuma "alloli". Saboda haka, funny skits game da dalibai a taron a wasu hanya bisa ga tsõro da matasa a gaban shugaban makaranta ta ofishin, m malamai da kuma jarrabawa.

Scene "butt na duniya"

Za ka iya kunna wani m e kanka ga dalibai, inda aka ba "Dattijon". Samari zauna a cikin da'irar, kamar yadda ka yi wa Indiyawan Dajin. A da gashi maimakon gashinsa mai danko fitar da alkalama kuma pencils. Su hayaki "da butt na duniya", wanda ke a cikin da'irar. Don skits game da dalibai, funny, da kuma cike da wasu sarcasm, sun kasance nasara, wajibi ne a biya musamman da hankali ga kayan aiki da artists: "m dattawan" ado a leotards tare da Extended gwiwoyi da kuma tsage T-shirts da funky kirari da "haifar da matasan" - a kara da dangantaka da fari shirts.

Wadannan shugabanni don matasa dalibai

"Abokai nawa! Don ka, zai zo a kan warpath da dukkan-iko da kuma m sarauniya na kimiyyar, ya fa, tã yi maganarsa wadda ta san da wahalhalu na wannan yaki. Ku tuna da sunan mai girma da kuma duka-iko Allah na dalibi da sunan Anuni!

Amma ka sani, bã mu da wani kasa iko allahiya - da Patroness na dalibai a madadin Free ayyuka da cewa a bi-biye executes da ofishin mata Anunaha. Don ta, irin da unpredictable, mu zana kowane dare, kuma kowace rana su chikin salla, kuma lacrimal buƙatun ga taimako.

Anunahu taimaka da tawagar-dangi, da musanya alloli: wani jarumi da kuma na gaisuwa wa Nuifigto, da kyakkyawar ƙanwa, Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh da Neseychas, irin, har abada tareda žata Anunahu wa-Yasodral, Votvezot, Shporaest. A baƙin ciki, kuma matsala-dokar dalibi ko da yaushe ta'azantar Anunaha da suke tare da shi a cikin aminci: Nunesdam, Peresdam da Academ.

Kullum a wani yanayi na yaki da Anunahom kamar duka-iko Allah-tanƙwasawa Dean. Wannan shi ne babu sauki hannu tare da gubyatsya al'adar da yawa na mu compatriots! Kuma shi ya ya na kokarin kifar Anunaha da kuma biya dalibi fraternity a botanstvo. Amma Anuni ayarinsa ci gaba da lashe dabarunsa na Deanery, kuma apathy, tare da shekaru da haihuwa razdolbaystvo ci gaba da sarrafa sani daga cikin manyan kuma indestructible 'yan'uwantaka!

Yana da daraja ambaton cewa sinister Dean ta ofishin taimaka wa cronies, aljanu Nauchruk, lokaci takarda, kasa da sauransu. Musamman cynicism da keta, daga gare su ne mugunta despot Unsatisfactory tare da matarsa, daurin boye Tolkodva.

Duk da duhu sojojin sau biyu a shekara ciyar da ranar Asabar, lokacin da su ikon samun gagarumin iko. Wadannan sune ake kira zarce m kalma Zama. A lokacin Asabar wajabta dalibai suka aikata ayyukan qwarai, a cikin abin da babu wani wuri barci, yawo inda duk giya tsayar da azumi da kuma abstinence daga hawa a cikin taga mace mazaunin dalibai, kazalika da yin addu'a da kyau abũbuwan: Anunahu, kayan kyauta, Nuifigto, Shporaest da sauransu.

A nan ne main, na yara, da cewa dole ne ka san da kuma tuna shigar da wannan m, cike da wahala da kuma wata azãba hanyar ... Amin, Amin! "