Darwin Award: mafi m mutuwa

Charles Darwin ne aka sani a duniya a matsayin mahaliccin da ka'idar juyin halitta. A cewar masana harkokin kimiyya, babban tuki da karfi a baya shi - zabin yanayi. A cikin m duniya yanayi wawa da kuma raunana mutane mutu, amma hankali da karfi da tsira, ya bar 'ya'yansa, wanda ya gaji da hankali da kuma ikon da kakanni. Wannan abin da biri aka canza kama zuwa wani mutum.

Yanzu mutane ne ba kamar yadda m kamar yadda a zamanin da, da kuma haka zabin yanayi tsari ya stalled dan kadan. A duniya ta yau, ko da yake wauta da kuma raunana Homo sapiens iya tsira da barin zuriyarsa. Amma akwai wani pronounced idiots suka bar wannan rayuwa ko kafin kanka da haifa yara. Saboda haka, da suka taimaka Adam, saboda duk abin da zai kasance mafi alhẽri kashe ba tare da su genes.

Darwin Award kebe wanda ya bayyana a kowace shekara, kamar bai wa mutane, "Ku riƙi shigar daga mutum gene pool." Mafi nasara ana bayar da posthumously, amma akwai "ne kawai suke" da suka karbi kyautar saboda rashi na haihuwa gabobin kansu mafi nagartaccen hanya. A cikin wannan labarin, za mu bayar da saman Darwin Award.

1. Rectal giya

Da farko wuri samun Maykl Uorner na Texas. Ya kasance ma'abũcin kananan shagon da kuma son sha. Amma barasa ya gabatar da wani maras maras muhimmanci hanya - wato, ta hanyar da dubura. A cewar matarsa, 58-shekara Michael sau da yawa saita kansa wani enema. A dalilin ne mai sauki - saboda ciwon makogwaro Warner iya ba ya sha barasa, kamar kowa.

Da zarar sun tafi tare da matarsa zuwa ga wata ƙungiyã, wanda ya zama na karshe don Michael. Ya ce wa matarsa ta zuba a cikin shi biyu 1.5 lita kwalabe sherry. A karshen, da matalauta Guy kawai suma, kuma da safe ya aka samu matattu. Bayan wani jini gwajin bayyana cewa barasa abun ciki ne 6 sau mafi girma fiye da na al'ada. Saboda haka, Michael shugaba jerin "Darwin Award cin nasara." Wane ne a cikin na biyu wuri?

2. Killer mole

Na biyu wuri na'am da mika wuyansu 63-shekara Jamus wanda ya kashe sha'awar don halakar da mole, wanda zaunar da shi a kan gida yankin. Ritaya amfani kome, amma ga wani wadãtar. Sa'an nan Jamus ya yanke shawarar koma ga m hanyoyi: shi an haɗa zuwa karfe sanduna zuwa high-ƙarfin lantarki line kuma makale su a cikin ƙasa. Duk da Kariya riƙi, yanzu har yanzu samu wani yanki na ƙasar, inda akwai wani pensioner. A general, ya tafi zuwa ga sauran duniya tare da mole.

3. M shawarwari

Darwin Award da kuma na uku wuri a saman samun abokai biyu daga birnin Valparaiso. Sun yanke shawarar yi wasa a cikin shawarwari "to a matsoraci." Jigon wasan shi ne wannan: wanda ba a daina sauko da reluwe kafin jirgin kasa na jan up, kuma ya lashe. A lokacin da shawarwari zaba tsakar dare. All ƙare a bala'i: lashe Patrick m da aka buga da kuma kashe. Da direba ba ko da ragae saukar, domin ba su lura da husuma.

4. rushe sito

Darwin Award da hudu wuri hatimi daga wani mazaunin Virginia, wanda ya yanke shawarar ya rushe tsohon sito. Ya fara da chainsaw da kuma fara lalata tsarin. Ko jahilci, ko yawa sha'awar matalauta mutum fasa girders. A sakamakon haka, dukan tsarin ya auku a kan m ma'aikacin.

5. Domin biyu hares

Biyar wuri a cikin shekaru 29 da haihuwa, Oscar - malamin kwamfuta rubuce-rubuce. Darwin ta kyauta tafi Amirkawa domin gudanar da biyu m abubuwa: tuki da kuma bugawa a kan wani kwamfutar tafi-da-gidanka. A high gudu da shi ya tashi da daura da rariya kuma ya fado a cikin wata Hummer. Malamin ya mutu a kan tabo, da kuma fasinjoji SUV samu 'yan bruises.

6. Liquid nitrogen

Shida wuri a mu compatriot, suka yanke shawarar su yaba da budurwa. A yanar-gizo, ya duba wani video game da yadda mutum tsoma hannunsa cikin nitrogen da kuma ja ta abinsa lafiya. Yana da wani tausayi da cewa ya ba da cikakken karatu duk da fasali na gwaji. Wannan mutumin a cikin video hannuwa rigar da ruwa, wadda ta zama wani shamaki tsakanin fata da kuma nitrogen. Sabõda haka sai ta zauna abinsa lafiya. Rossiyaninu daraja kallon fim a hankali. Amma da ya yi ba, da kuma samu riƙe da wani garwa na ruwa nitrogen da kuma yanke shawarar sake gwajin a gaban ya lover, sa hannunsa a cikin akwati. Na zauna mu zai kasance-gwarzo dogon. The zafi ya wuce, kuma ya ja hannunsa, amma ajiye garwa kuma tipped da abinda ke ciki to your crotch. Bukatarsa ce, da ya ke samu duk abin da bayar da umarnin rike ...

7. Phone-gun

A Darwin Awards (mafi m mutuwa) da bakwai wuri a cikin 47-shekara Charles Barger. A dare, ya aka tada a wayar kira. Kokarin jin barci tube Barger dauki bindiga, aka gudanar da shi a cikin kunnen da kuma ja jawo.

8. Ya fadi daga rufin da kuma fashe a bayan gida

Takwas wuri a mazaunin na Los Angeles, wadda ke tsunduma a gyara daga cikin rufin gidan. Kafin dagawa da shi, sai ya riƙi shirinsu, da kuma daura da wani tether. Na biyu karshen provident American daura da damina na da mota, yana tsaye a cikin yadi. Abinda ya yi ba - ba su gaya wa matarsa. Duk da yake mijinta aka gyara rufin, ta faruwa shopping, Na samu a baya da dabaran da kuma koro. Tsãge ta daga rufin matalauta mutum yana cikin ta tafiya zuwa na farko kamfanin store.

Surgeons ajiye ransa, amma labarin bai ƙare. A sallame shi daga asibiti, mijinta da girma ga matarka yanke shawarar da jam'iyyar. Ana sa ran isowar shan taba baƙi, don haka sai ta fara cika m fetur a bayan gida. Yana zub da yawa na man fetur. Bayan haka, na tafi zuwa ga gidan wanka da mijina ya zauna kage da jaridar, shan taba taba. Lokacin da ya gama, sai ya jẽfa taba fita daga al'ada bayan gida. Fashewar miji sha wahala konewa m da rai. A general, da Darwin Award, kebe domin wanda aka tattara daga ko'ina cikin duniya, da matalauta Guy ya samu wani da suka cancanta.

9. tafi tare da barasa

A tara wuri decently bugu mutum wanda ya tafi gida, ya samu buga a kai. Duk da karayar kwanyar, ya tashi, ya tafi a kan hanya. Ta hanyar kwata ya aka buga da babur, da keta m hannunka. Ya yanzu samu zuwa gidan, amma tade a kan matakai, fadi da kuma m kafafuwansa biyu. A safe matarsa same shi matattu. Kammalawa A likita gwani ya fada cewa: "A dalilin mutuwar kasance barasa mai guba."

10. mutuwa alkalami

Darwin Awards da goma wuri a cikin wata mace tafiya a cikin duwatsu. Da ta gani a ƙasa da kadan gashin tsuntsu kuma ya so ya daukowa, amma iska ya hura, kuma ya bayyana a cikin shinge. Maimakon tafi a kan, m gudu zuwa kama shi, kuma fadi daga wani tsawo na 300 mita. Samo daga mai zafi kwakwalwa rauni, ta mutu, kashegari.

11. Safety Glass

Goma sha ɗaya wuri a Canada Garri Hoya. Ya kasance daya daga cikin mafi kyau lauyoyi a Toronto. Ya shagala wani zanga-zanga da ƙarfin da windows a cikin ofishin. A wannan hanya ya tsoratar da baƙi da kuma abokan aiki. Don duba Harry yashe kuma garzaya da taga. 24 yunkurin m lauya. Ya bugi gilashi kuma fadi daga wani skyscraper taga.

12. love yanayi

Kuma rufe mu saman botanist daga California. Ya ƙaunar yanayi da kokarin ba wa ƙazantar da shi. Located in daya daga cikin wuraren shakatawa a kan m tekun na cikin teku, prirodolyub yanke shawarar canja da kansu. Saboda haka kamar yadda ba su sama da ƙasa, ya aka yi shi a kashe wani dutse a cikin teku, amma ba zai iya tsayayya da fadi zuwa mutuwarsa.

A da mafi m nasara na Darwin Award. Mun so za ka taba zama daya daga cikinsu!