Funny waka don kafa yanayi. M domin saita yanayi

Subject murmushi da kuma kyau yanayi ne m ba kawai a cikin fina-finai da kuma music. Shi ne dacewa a rayuwar yau da kullum, saboda ina da mai yawa na murmushi.

Psychologists a kan yanayi

Da farko, wasu da tsanani kalmomi in general, to, wannan sauki da kuma fun labarin. zuciya zuwa zuciya kwararru - Psychologists gargajiya Vedic, madadin - a daya murya nace a kan muhimmancin kyau dara a rayuwar mutum.

A tunani, akwai ko da dukan sabon Trend ya kira "felichitizm", a cikin wasu kalmomi, da kimiyya da farin ciki. Ƙoƙarin gwada farin ciki, don bayyana shi, to ya sami girke-girke da ba su kai ga wani abu amma wani tabbaci na da muhimmancin zama farin ciki.

Shahararren song daga yara da aka sosai gaskiya ce cewa "da murmushi za brighten duka" - kuma lalle ne, haƙĩƙa, farin ciki an kimanta zahiri murmushi, kuma ta janyo hankalin wasu mata mai shi.

Rinjayar yanayi a kan kiwon lafiya

Ba ya bukatar ya kai data rigima madadin tunani na sadarwa da kuma tunani siffofin cuta, domin ya tabbatar da muhimmancin da kyau yanayi. Isar da shi a lõkacin mai kyau neurologist daga gundumar cibiyar lafiya, wanda shi ne ko da yaushe da shawara marasa lafiya zuwa cika da kyau ruhohi da kuma bege na mafi kyau da cewa magani taimake su ba.

Akwai kuma hujjojin kimiyya game da dangantakar sana'a aiki da hankula cututtuka, misali, manyan jami'an mafi kusantar su sha daga zuciya da jijiyoyin jini cututtuka, da ma'aikata na tilasta bin dokokin da jikin - cututtuka na gastrointestinal fili, da malamai - shafi tunanin mutum da kuma juyayi cuta. A duban farko, wannan dangantaka ne ma'ana dangane da salon na wakilan wadannan yankunan, duk da haka, da kuma danniya da taka muhimmiyar rawa a nan, da kuma mummunan - kowane a yadda hanya.

Na'am, kuma nasa lura ba zai yi: kaffa da kuma sada zumunci mutane muhimmanci kasa da lafiya da kuma kullum jin mafi alhẽri.

Yadda za a tãyar da ku yanayi?

Kammala tsanani ɓangare na muqala, za ka iya ba 'yan hanyoyin da za a inganta your yanayi:

• sadarwa tare da wani dadi da kuma sauki mutum.
• watch ka fi so comedy ko funny bidiyo na dabbobi.
• wasa tare da yara - risible kuma m.
• karanta magana, ko funny waqe.
• sauraron jawabin na satirist.

Shi ne m cewa a cikin dagawa da yanayi na cikin manyan irin rawa da maganar, ba da shi?

10 facts game da murmushi

Aka gyara na kyau dara ba kawai kalmomi, amma kuma a tsarkake m magana. Ga wasu ban sha'awa abubuwa game da murmushi:

• shi ne m.
• Shi ne sahihi.
• Yana janyo hankalin sauran.
• mata "gina" wani murmushi, maza - m labarai.
• murmushi sa juyayi.
• dariya ta hanyar hawaye - su ne m, a Physiology.
• dariya - shi ne mai iko endorphin.
• Funny dariya tare.
• real murmushi da aka bayyana ba ta bakinsa, da kuma idanu.
• da tauraron dan adam m murmushi - "hankaka ta feet".

Good yanayi a fina-finai da kuma majigin yara

Gishiri comedies - kalmomi zuwa karfafa your yanayi. Riga ƙarshen movie, da kuma masu sauraro duk dariya da kuma maimaita ka fi so phrases. Bari mu tuna wasu lu'u-lu'u:

• "Saboda haka kana da kiwon ni."
• "Ina m? Ina kafin Napoleon aka kwance."
• "Ina bukatar ka yi wanka, sha kopin kofi."
• "Semon Semenych ..."
• "Me ka tafi - mun kashe."
• "Ina harshe-daura tun suna yara: Ina tsammani, kamar yadda na gani, kuma zan yi magana kamar yadda na faɗa."
• "Na logopef daidaituwa fefektov magana."

Wanda bai san shahara magana, haddasa wani murmushi?

Humor ne ga dukan zamanai: a majigin yara, ma, rayuwa winged kalmomi zuwa karfafa your yanayi:

• "Ina riga a wurin aiki gaji, na kawai suna da ƙarfi ga duba TV."
• "Hadin gwiwa aiki - domin ta amfana - shi haɗa kan bangaskiya."
• "Kuma ba Mu kasance a kan kowane Tahiti, kuma muna da ciyar."
• "To, ku zo a kan, idan Shaw."

Isar da shi a karanta - kuma wani murmushi a fuskarsa Heart - pozitivchik domin saita yanayi!

M kan kamfanoni

Corporative - fangled firtsi m eycharov domin karin dalili pogrustnevshih ma'aikata. A wani biki ya zama fun, da kuma kamfanoni ne ba togiya.

Created Dukan labari events, rarraba matsayin, kalmomi, zaba kayayyaki da kuma shakka, funny waqe - kamar yadda ba tare da su?

Ga wasu daga cikin shahararrun:

Daga cikin aikin da dawakai mutu,

To, ina - da m kuru!

Kalma ga manyan:

Idan shi yake faruwa da kyau aiki
Kuma da riba na girma,
Wannan yana nufin cewa mu Kocin -
Dama abu ya yi shi ne.

Ko a katin daga shugaban da zama ƙarƙashin:

Kuna aiki bakwai.

Kada ku kasance m.

Koyaushe murmushi a duk.

A kan abin da ba ya koka.

Babu daya da aka yaxa zance.

Funny waka tada Kocin ta yanayi, da kuma dukan ma'aikatan:

Mu ne ba sycophants,
Amma ko da muka so Sneak:
Our karfi shugaban -
Zunubi ya ba su yabe!

Funny waka zuwa gaisuwa up

Wani lokaci iyawa - rubuta funny. Ba kawai Ilf da Petrov master, kuma akwai irin wannan masana a zamaninmu. Don Allah Rate zurfin tunani da kuma murmushi:

Idan na kasance a ko da yaushe ba

Saboda haka suna fadin, kuma gaskiya, da kuma kasar, da kuma Wham,

I zai zama oh, zan zama oh,

Na yi uh.

Kuma kamar wani ɗan ƙaramin kaffa waka:

Idan dũniya ta rũɗar da ku -
Kada ku yi bakin ciki, kada ka yi fushi,
A rãnar girgije ta kãma - ƙasƙantar da kanka:
A ranar fun, imani, zai zo!
Zuciya na zaune a nan gaba.
A halin yanzu maras ban sha'awa? - duk nan take, duk za su wuce,
Wannan zai faru, zai zama farin!

Pozitivchik domin saita yanayi

Funny - kewaye da mu. Daya daga cikin shahararrun ethnographers kewaye dara ya Mikhail Zadornov - sunan ƙirƙira kamar yadda idan a kan manufar. Ya kulawa don gani da kuma ji da funny, kamar yadda suka ce, "a kan tabo".

Alal misali, ad:

"Yana daukan biyu ma'aikata da suke so su yi aiki, maimakon 2, wanda ba ya so ya yi aiki."

A kirtani na samu daga catering: "Herring haife tare da."

Funny faru a harkokin siyasa. Wannan ke faruwa hauka jarida a 'yan shekaru da suka wuce: "Zaben 2008: ceto kasar Ɓoye kaka ta fasfo!"

Mallaka na musamman iyawa to ba daɗi da dalibai da cewa abin da suka rubuta a cikin litattafan rubutunku, hawa dutsen ba kawai malamai, amma kuma duk da baƙi na Internet shafukan.

Nuna ra'ayi a cikin diary: "A lokacin hutu haura gãrun a kan 4th kasa!"

Dubawa aiki a littafin rubutu: "Ina upr.43 Me kuke tunani, Andrew?" Amsa: "A cikin shiryayye".

Blog Entry 21/12/2012: "The dukan ajin aka jiran karshen duniya."

Chudyat yara,

Boys da 'yan mata.

Yadda za a jawo hankalin wani yarinya?

Psychologists ce cewa mata godiya a cikin walwala da annashuwa a wani mutumin: gina matsayi na muhimmanci halaye da suke siffantãwa shi zuwa saman biyar fi so dabiu.

Waka zuwa gaisuwa sama da yarinya - hanya mafi kyau don faranta mata. Mace na son compliments babu kasa da maza, kuma daga laudatory odes a cikin girmamawa da yanayi, lalle ya inganta.

Za ka iya aika ta wani abu kaɗan waka, SMS, da kuma za ka iya gabatar da wani mai salo katin da zukatanmu kalmomi a ta girmamawa. Kuma ko da 'yan mata ne sosai m, a lokacin da ake kira da sunan kuma adireshin da rijista taya murna.

Za a iya aiko zuwa mobile-stanza waka:

Kada ku yi bakin ciki, amma murmushi,
Kuma bãbu abin da amma shakka.
Za duk mai girma - I sani!
I miss ka sosai!

Wanda daga cikin 'yanmatan ki samu da safe a SMS-Ku?

Ko a nan ne wani funny waka don kafa yanayi:

Da safe ba na ci karin kumallo, saboda ina tunanin ku. A lokacin da rana ba na ci abincin rana - I tunani game da ku. A yamma, ba ni da abincin dare - I tunani game da ku. Ba na barci da dare - ci WANT!

Tabbatar cewa waka zuwa gaisuwa up mãdalla da kayan aiki yarinya!

funny limericks

Hakika, da mutumci a cikin kowane shekaru ta: abin da ke funny dalibi, ya fara tasawa zai kawai murmushi, da kuma mataimakin versa. Duk da haka, akwai wani sanyi waka don kafa yanayi, wanda shi ne "murmushi" na kowane, kuma Popular tsakanin fun-m aka couplets:

Yegor ce darasi -
Harbhajan malami suma!
Daga jahilcinsa
Malam sõmamme.

A cikin kwamfuta a wasan
Denis gama da safe.
A makaranta allon Denis,
Kamar kwamfuta, ya "sun rataye".

Popular short waqe don kafa yanayi ba kawai makaranta batutuwa, amma kuma samar:

Oh, rabotka ka yi aiki,
Oh, ina aka shan azaba:
A cikin ofishin makale,
Kamar Scarecrow a cikin lambu.

Oh, aikin, ka yi aiki,
Aboki:
Da dukan yini mu rabuwa,
Kamar doki da kuma wani cinch!

Smile: funny labaru

Amma mafi m ne ko da yaushe labaru na rayuwa: chudyat yara, chudyat manya. Ba daɗi mutane ba kawai takaice waqe don kafa yanayi, amma kuma litattafan: musamman kyau daban-daban labaru game da kyakyawa blondes zaune a baya da dabaran. Ga daya daga cikin labarum da wani mashaidi.

Da zarar ya sa ran for hula har gyara ya doki, amma wannan lokaci da studio ja da ja "Lexus" tare da faci. Bayan da dabaran wani kyakyawa yarinya daga wani rare irin yau.

A mutane a tashar kasance har yanzu masu barkwanci da kuma gyara rabin-raha tambayi abin da dabaran famfo. Maid, ba tare da batting ido, ya ce kuma: "Mene ne?"

The boys dube juna: "Air tare da daban-daban dandani: akwai peach, strawberry."

Duk tashoshin da riga giggles, pricked kunnuwa, da kuma tattaunawar ya ci gaba. Maid calmly ƙayyade price, da kuma kau da aka as unabashedly fallashi kudi na 800 rubles for 4-dabaran drive. A fili, shi ya fi dacewa da kudin domin umurni da iska tare da strawberries.

Shaidun wannan Tsayayyar tattaunawar da wahala rike da baya dariya, kuma ba withstanding, fashe da dariya: don haka ban dariya hoto da ka gani a kowace rana. Maid, yana da wani qualms kuma ba tare da wani inuwa da wani murmushi, jira har sai da shi zai tsotso dabaran dadi berries, ya kirga kudi da kuma filafili tafi a amince. Mutane ba kawai dariya - kuka.

A labarin da aka ci gaba a lokacin da bayan kamar wata kwana kusa da studio tsaya saba ja "Lexus", daga abin da ya zo daga quite tsanani kawun. Lokacin da ya tambaye wanda sauya ra'ayi suka mara da dabaran a kan wannan inji kamar wata kwanaki da suka wuce, duk fadi shiru da guga man kansa a kan bango: a nan shi zo, a rãnar hisãbi, kuma a yanzu za a fara disassembly. Amma shi da babu inda ya je, na kuma shugaban makarantar zo a gaba kuma tabbatar da cewa ƙafafun a kan mota pumped nan.

A Guy har yanzu ce fiye da pumped up ƙafafun a kan motarsa, matarsa, da kuma a lokacin da ya aikata bani kunya da mutane tabbatar da cewa strawberry iska da kuma aikata abin da ba daya sa ran - ja daga a Wad na kudi da kuma miƙa dubu rubles mai na SRT.

Kamar yadda ya juya waje, mijinta kuwa ba ya fushi ba, sai dai whinnying ga dama, kwanaki da fun kasada duk da abokai matarsa. Kuma a lõkacin da ikon zuwa dariya ba wanzu, da ya yanke shawarar zo, na gode don fun da kuma karfafa financially m sana'a.

Kuma a nan ne wani kadan labarin da avtoserii "Sergey Viktorovich haka mugun fakin cewa mota rubuta masa:" Kai marar azanci. ' "

Yana tana da girma shahararsa da kuma tarihi na rayuwar iyali. M mutane sun lura da wani juna a nan:

Idan mijin ya gana da matarsa "ba", sa'an nan da tambaya shi ne wani abu kamar: "Har yaushe za ku har yanzu faruwa to watch a kwallon kafa?" Idan miji ne ke da alhakin wa mãtarsa, "Kamar yadda kuke so" - Saboda haka, tambayar wani abu kamar: "Zan iya yi orange highlights?" Idan mijin ya gana da matarsa "eh", tabbas ta tambaye shi: "Shin, za ku saurãre ga ni? !!"

Kuma a karshe, wasu m jawabinsa Zadornov:

• Kawai mu mutane, yanã gudãna a fadin hanya a ja haske, za a iya buga saukar da wani tafiya a ƙasa yanã gudãna zuwa ga.
• Kada tono wani rami maƙwabcinsa, ko ya yi amfani da shi a matsayin wani sansani.

A karshe, kai tsaye a kan batun: idan kana so ka zama ko da yaushe a wani kyau yanayi, koyi ji dadin albashi - karamar haki, amma kyau.

Da kyau yanayi!